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Personal Record

Just the moment I was born I knew the whole world would love me. But I do not love them.

In the creche and afterwards in kindergarden I was noticeably unpleasant, since I always and constantly wanted to explain to my comrades the general as well as the special relativity theory. Never giving up I finally achieved my aim:  they got it.

Lateron, in primary school I advanced to a far higher level of knowledge and discovered the basics of modern genetic engineering. In my  spare time - which I had a lot of - I developed my  own ideas concerning black holes, artificial intelligence and the perverted sexual habits of paving-stones.

On High School I achieved the mental climax of mankind. It was the time I got final enlightment and found the true sense of life. Since then, I know that it is my actual aim to live lethargy and parasitism in a very modelful way and be thus a perfect idol to our world's youth. In my eyes, I do my job to the fullest satisfaction of all.

Even the German Armed Forces (called Bundeswehr) were surprised of my consistent way of life that they limited the time of my service to  only 10 months. The only thing left in my quite amazing life was studying computer science. Therefore I attend the university of Potsdam, Germany, and abolish any remaining resistance.

The future is bright. My  disciples are ready. Join us. Now !